Marrieds: who can I get to reimburse me for the anti-zombie fence Tom-Tom and I had installed around our home?

Is this a joke?.. I'm assuming the "lying bastard" you're referring to is Harold Camping.. since he started all the "end of the world" crap, He never said anything about a zombie apocalypse he claimed Jesus was coming so you got fooled by nothing other than youre uneducated decision to install an anti zombie fence.